Posted on my friend Bill’s Facebook status on this blazing hot 4th of July… enjoy!
My trip to the store.
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries with my credit card, the cashier said, “Strip down facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!